I'M PREGNANT..... NOT!

So I just heard the latest news from work that I'm pregnant. LMAO this is the funnest shit I've heard in a long time. I mean people are coming up to me asking me how much weight I've lost but somebody at work thinks I'm pregnant.  To set the record straight I'm not pregnant. I mean I just had weight loss surgery and I mean most people gain weight when they are pregnant and not lose weight. I know I might have been sick the last couple days but it's not because I'm pregnant.  I love that I'm the talk of work. They really must envy me. If they have so much time to stalk my blog and talk about me I must be very important to them.  I'm so tired of all this drama. I can't wait until the truth comes out. I don't play well with others when I get mad. I wouldn't play with gasoline with fire you just might burn yourself. <3